Catholic Scientology

Ella Wrong-Cupboard

On Sunday, our diocese was pleased to host an ecumenical Catholic-Scientology service, conducted in the Lady Chapel of Trollbridge Cathedral by Mrs Ella Wrong-Cupboard, the famous Operating Thetan and Friend of Pluto (that's poor hungry Pluto in the picture above).

We sang some lively new hymns about how the Xenu came to Earth, and how the Way to Happiness involves taking all our worldly goods and giving them to the Religious Technology Centre in California. Also, Trollbridge's own Father Arthur preached an impassioned sermon explaining that as a result of Vatican II it was clear that Catholicism had to open its doors to other faiths, especially those that were not tied down by old-fashioned notions such as morality, duty and Godliness.



And there are diversities of operations, but the same God, who worketh all in all.
St Paul, believed to have been a high-level scientologist (1 Cor. 12:6)